Who leaked the new Rogue Warrior plot?

Apparently the world's favorite slimebag dictator has a spy at Tor-Forge, where Dick Marcinko and I recently delivered the latest installment of the Rogue Warrior* series . . .

Kim Jong-il calls reports of his ill health "fiction"

Thu Oct 4, 2007 6:18am EDT

SEOUL, Oct 4 (Reuters) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-il on Thursday denied he was in bad health, saying reports of him showing sign of illness were the work of "fiction writers."

Kim, 65, has been the subject of persistent speculation in the South about his health, and his less-than-robust appearance at a summit meeting with South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun this week triggered more rumours that he may be seriously ill.

"They are reporting as if I have diabetes and even heart disease, but that's not the case at all," Kim said at a luncheon he hosted for the visiting South Korean leader.

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The tentative title on the book, by the way, is DICTATOR'S RANSOM . . . It's due out some time next year, before or after the computer game . . .

* Rogue Warrior is a trademark, and if there's one person in the world I wouldn't fuck with, it's Dick...