Bank fees . . .

There was a notice in tiny print on my business checking account statement today stating that my bank will begin charging for bank statements. That's in addition to the regular charges and such customer-oriented features as requiring a high minimum balance, paying no interest, charging for copies of checks (actual checks are no longer obtainable), and high fees for bounced checks, bad deposits, and lollipops at the teller window.

What's next? A fee to cover bad handwriting?

If so, I'll go bankrupt.