Bounty Hunter Bob (3)
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We still have beers from time to time. His sidekicks have changed - the gorilla who whipped out the shiny iron in the parking lot is long gone, replaced by stiffs even less discreet. But Bounty Hunter Bob's MO remains the same.
The other day he started telling me a story about a case he was working on.
Guy woke up one morning after having a dream that his wife had cheated on him. Guy went to a lawyer, who called Bounty Hunter Bob.
“It’s a total bullshit case, but times are getting tough,” said Bob. “Plus, there’s the fringies.”
“You mean fringe benefits?”
Bounty Hunter Bob winked. “The wife’s a real looker.”
“You got disbarred for that, didn’t you?”
Bounty Hunter Bob just smiled. I guess the standards are lower when you’re a private dick.