Time for a shave?
Bank teller (trembling): Can I help you?
Me: Uh, I wanted to make a deposit.
Teller: Oh, thank God.
Me: Are you guys that short of funds?
Teller: No. I thought you were here to rob us . . .
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- Novelist Jim DeFelice on the web: http://www.jimdefelice.com
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2 comments:
Ha. Ha. ....That's great. Question is can you trust the teller to corretly credit your accout after he or she removes their head from their ass. That makes my day. Merry Christmas and may the New Year be full of new Defelice books.......Chris.....
Thanks Chris - and same to you...
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