I won't ever make this list . . .

The World's Top-Earning Authors:

With '50 Shades,' E.L. James Debuts At No. 1

. . . but some of the pictures make me feel a little better about my recent haircut.

From the article:

If you’re not writing in a genre with mass commercial appeal, you can pretty much forget about making the list. But even if you are, and your books are best sellers, that’s still not a guaranteed in.

Amen to that. Story here.