Him: Say, there's something weird going on with the soap in the bathroom.
Her: What weird?
Him: It's got crust or something.
Her: Those are pine crumbs to add scent.
Him: Pine crumbs? And did you know, it's turning green?
Her: It's not turning green. Those are different scent swirls.
Him: It's that way on purpose?
Her: It's fancy - I put that soap in there before Christmas. Does that mean you haven't used it until now?
Him: Who do like in the Super Bowl?