The 7 stages of being pissed off

1. Throw coffee cup.
2. Break furniture.
3. Punch walls.
4. Seek medical attention. *
5. Chop wood with very shop ax.
6. Drink heavily.
7. Mutter to self in public places.

Note that you never really get over being pissed off; the rage just simmers down into a seething but only semi-coherent resentment.

* - Stage 6 can be substituted here.

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