Edit letter response . . .

Hey Xxxx [editor],
As always, thanks for your comments. . . .
You know until you mentioned the collaboration/women thing, I hadn't thought of it - I wouldn't even have thought of it, actually. . . . I like your idea about them having known each other earlier (not quite as lovers); I'm going to play with it a bit and see how it goes.
I'll fix the SEAL thing. Heh. The fuzz. Ha.
I can sand Fisher and his quirks down a notch, but I don't want to lose his obnoxiousness completely. Jake/Chinatown is not a bad parallel. The early Morse in the detective series. Or even in the vein of say a House character, with an edge. (God, I can't believe I'm citing a television show - and I hasten to say he was NOT a model. The depths a writer sinks to trying to justify himself. . .)
Eccentric and rough at the edges, eccentricity as well as cynicism as a shield . . . he needs that thick armor to deal with the world.
Thanks. Have fun in Boston . . .

jd
It was all in her head . . .

It's always somewhat amusing to listen to non-novelists try to figure out the writing process.

This story in Slate about Agatha Christie is pretty funny. Her process makes absolute sense to me, but I'm sure it's baffling when you come at it from the outside.

Another thing to like like about Christie.
Sound familiar?




Item:

Zazi, Al Qaeda pals planned rush-hour attack on Grand Central, Times Square subway stations.


Story here.

The terrorists were going for the Final Four there. But Fish was too much for them.

Ain't he always?

Grammatical integrity . . .

. . . shouldn't get in the way of pr.

An (almost) verbatim transcript from a recent meeting with publicists:

PR person: . . . It will read, Jim DeFelice, author of Rogue Warrior, Leopards Kill, Dreamland, and other assaults on the English language.

Me: What about Rangers at Dieppe?

PR person: Well, you used mostly whole sentences for that one. The tag line would be false advertising . . .
Program note, Yankees dept.

Hell yes, the Yankees are opening their home season this week, and hell yes, yours truly will be there, if only to keep Jay-Roam from writing nasty things about umpires who want to get home in time to watch Leno.*

(Jay-Roam = Jerome Preisler, formerly Deep in the Red, now just Jerome Preisler, found here. I love the photo. It makes it look like the guy actually works.)

Supposedly there are live posts via Twitter this year. But I'm thinking his iPhone will clog up pretty quick from garlic fry-induced smudge marks.

Rumor has it that we'll be grabbing cigars around five near Hard Rock. If you're around come up and say hi. Better yet, join us for a smoke.

*I appear, from time to time, as Fellow Writer. It's all lies. Even the good stuff. Especially the good stuff.
And for the record, I have only been kicked out of the Stadium twice, not three times. There were mitigating circumstances: Red Sox fans were involved both times, and it was in my misbegotten youth.
One of the things we're working on right now . . .



The Bradley book was just recently announced to the trade, though in fact the deal is a few months old and I've been working on it . . . well, I'd rather not admit how long it's been.

This is a sketch for the trailer. Or maybe the eventual trailer. The final will have more effects and different images and music and actually hit the time mark . . . but hey, the core concept is there, right?

Assuming, of course, this stays the final pick. Which is never a good assumption.
Necessary research

So, should I go to Moscow to find out if Russian Standard really is the best local vodka? I mean, I wouldn't want to use second-hand information.

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
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I swear I played this game the other night at the bar with the Blaze Brothers.

Maybe it was just the beer . . .
Gotta love those Aussies




Like a human appendix, the F-111's tailhook is a vestige of its evolution (its Navy version never made it to production) . . . but here helped make for a very pretty piece of flying.
What's in it for Iran . . .

We know what Israel would hope to gain from bombing the Iranian nuke project -- three to five years in which to perfect an anti-missile defense.

But what does Iran gain from building a nuke?

In the end, nothing. If anything, it makes the country weaker long-term.

Having a nuke supposedly brings a certain amount of feel-good national pride to a country. I think that's a way over-rated reason to build one, but since I've never been a citizen of a country that doesn't have nukes, I can't really say. But while possessing nuclear weapons can be seen by a paranoid government as the ultimate protection again an invasion - yes, North Korea, we're talking about you - in the case of a country like Iran, the weapon will undermine the country's natural diplomatic and military position.

Which, everything else being equal, should be dominant or close to it in the Middle East.

There's the obvious effects of sanctions, etc., which though useless against the bomb program do put something of a drain on the economy. More importantly, the weapon gives outside countries - such as the U.S. - a reason to counter-balance Iran. At the same time, other regional players, such as Saudi Arabia, have an added incentive to form alliances with those external powers to "keep Iran in check."

At the same time, the weapon can't be used in any sort of war. Use it, and there will be massive retaliation from the target - Israel, let's say, or the U.S. if used against an allied country. Don't use it and . . . you've wasted a lot of development money, hurt your economy, and weakened your geopolitical position for . . . ???

I understand the paranoid government position - the only way to prevent the U.S. from attacking is to be able to retaliate with nukes. But think of it this way: If Sadaam had possessed nuclear weapons, would that have stopped the U.S. from attacking? Or would it just have changed the targeting priorities in the first five minutes of the war? If the bomb had been used as a suicide weapon in Baghdad, say, would it have changed the outcome of the war? Or just guaranteed a much longer U.S. occupation?

The truth is, Cold War equations about nuclear weapons probably never applied to much of the world - and certainly don't apply now.


Oh don't worry, I'm still a fanboy . . .
Defensive appropriations . . .



You know what worries me about the F-35?

It's made by the same company that can't get the cameras working in the NYC subway system. (Story here.)
Speaking of errors . . .

Words into Type is one of the (few) universal copy editing bibles, arguably just after Webster's and Chicago for many editors.

So is finding a mistake* in it a triumph for a poor writer, or a sad commentary on the state of the universe?

Or just an indication that even the Ur Copy Editor is human?

*Admittedly, rather obscure - it has to do with Vietnamese name orders; clearly out-dated. Of course, I didn't check Wikipedia to make sure I was right . . .
Arggghhh . . .

Here's a new pet peeve - copy editors who cite Wikipedia as a source.

(Yes, of course it was wrong.)
Eating jellybeans . . .

Or waxing your car?

Ingredients: Sugar; corn syrup; cornstarch; contains 2 % or less of: sodium lactate; lactic acid; malic acid; natural and artificial flavor; gum arabic; carnauba wax; miner oil; artificial colors (Red 40; Wellow 6; Blue 1; Yellow 5).

Hey, everybody's stomach needs a shine that will last through several rainstorms.
Pirating (ill) logic . . .

Item:

With the passing of the monsoon season, pirating is picking up again off the Somali coast (very far off, actually). And so we get stories like this one from the Christian Science Monitor that says nothing can be done . . .

But with the new season comes old questions – how to stop piracy and what to do with the pirates who are apprehended.

Despite the heavy international presence, it remains unclear how small bands of determined criminals with little to lose and a lot to gain can be stopped.

Huh?

You stop pirates by shooting to kill. Period. You attack them at their home bases. Period. You go after the people who are calling the shots on shore. Period.

This isn't complicated, even though there seems to be an endless supply of journalists and so-called experts who think it is.

Derriere dilemma


So we're at the restaurant and there's no question about it - the waitress has the most beautiful, perfect ass ever.

No debate. The rest of her is, you know, all right, but from the back she is a goddess. More than that.

But there's the inevitable question - how do you compliment her on it? Can you even?

Apparently only after many more beers.


Another member of the family of helos we're using in the new Rogue Warrior, operating in similar terrain.

Russian helicopter designs may not always be pretty, but the aircraft turn out extremely capable and versatile.
Questions for the copy editor

Why is it floor 5, but SaiGon Ferry Two?

And since when do I have to spell out 47th Street?