Grammatical integrity . . .

. . . shouldn't get in the way of pr.

An (almost) verbatim transcript from a recent meeting with publicists:

PR person: . . . It will read, Jim DeFelice, author of Rogue Warrior, Leopards Kill, Dreamland, and other assaults on the English language.

Me: What about Rangers at Dieppe?

PR person: Well, you used mostly whole sentences for that one. The tag line would be false advertising . . .