
. . . but imagine what Spiderman thinks.
(Disney buys Marvel for $4 billion. WSJ story here. Best comment as of Friday night: "I can't wait to see XMen on Ice. ")
Fiction stranger than truth

POLICE: AUTHOR SHOT FATHER
DEXTER TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WXYZ) - An author from Whitmore Lake is facing charges that she shot her father in the rear end and leg.
Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies say Lisa Reardon drove to her parents home on Brand Road Friday. Once there, deputies say Reardon, whose website describes her as the queen of redneck noir, got into a fight with her father. Following the fight, investigators say Reardon shot her father. He is currently in stable condition.
Reardon was arrested a short time later, with the help of the Livingston County Sheriff's Department. According to her website, Reardon is the author of several plays and novels, including "The Mercy Killers."
Police are not commenting on a possible motive. Reardon has been charged with assault with intent to murder, using a firearm to commit a felony and a motor vehicle violation. She was ordered held without bond.
REAL CHOICE? IT'S OFF-LIMITS IN HEALTH BILL
by David Leonhardt
Consider the following insurance plan:It refuses to pay for certain medical care and then doesn’t offer a clear explanation. It does pay for unhelpful care that ends up raising premiums. Its customer service can be hard to reach or unhelpful. And the people who are covered by this insurer have no choice but to remain with it — or, at best, to choose from one or two other insurers that are about as bad.
In all likelihood, I have just described your insurance plan.

Bad Beef Jerky Irked Robber, Cops SayCLEVELAND (Aug. 22) - Police said a Cleveland barber became so upset by what he considered bad beef jerky that he returned to the store where he bought it and tried to rob the owner. Police said the 28-year-old barber walked into the store where he bought the snack, just two doors down from his barbershop, and tried to rob the owner Thursday night.The owner told the man he recognized him and chased him outside with a baseball bat.The first police officer who arrived on the scene was also familiar with the barber because he cuts the officer's hair.Police arrested the man at his girlfriend's house a few miles away.The barber told police the stick of beef jerky he bought sickened him and his dog.


Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse(AP) – ORLANDO, Fla. — A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.
John William Moyer of Cressona, Pa., told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman.
A mouse, apparently, is a different story.