They changed the security procedures recently at Yankee Stadium, and last week they were asking anyone with a long shirt to show off their waist, just in case you were hiding a Glock in their belt.
Semi-Famous Writer objected.
"Can I come back in a few weeks after I've lost some weight?" he asked.
I think he might have been angling for a date.
2 comments:
Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges.......Security is tight but have you noticed they are somewhat more pleasant than they used to be.......Chris....
I think you're right about that - the people in the stands are somewhat nicer as well. Of course I haven't tried crossing the moat...
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