Catching up on expenses
So the Guru calls up and asks: "Remember that time last year when Xxxx* was around and we were in that place and he got a little excited and things got hairy and someone called the police and the fire alarm went off and we had to sneak out by pretending we were with the paramedics?"
Guru: "Do you happen to remember what you had to drink? I'm filling out the expense report . . ."
* Name redacted to protect the guilty from probable and multiple parole violations