My latest Staples order


Or fun with stationery . . .

Order No.: xxxxx6368
Customer No.: xxxx7468

To whom it may concern:

I just received my order.

While I appreciate the prompt delivery, I was dismayed to discover that not only had the case of paper been opened but paper was removed from one of the reams.

I'd appreciate either a credit or a new ream.

Sincerely yours,

I'll settle for a copy of what they wrote . . .