So we're at the game and wondering where Mike's Arthur Avenue Deli has gone, and Jay-Roam whips out his iPhone.
"I have a legion of loyal followers," he says, citing the insane number of people who have signed up to follow him on Twitter. "I'll ask. Someone will know."
Not a peep, or rather a Tweet, in response.
Maybe everyone's baffled. Or maybe no one who Tweets likes Italian food . . .